Woman accidentally mails cat
On Tuesday, October 24, 2006 a 67-year-old woman in Germany accidentally mailed her cat “Felix” to her nephew.Edith Schonberg, said that Felix somehow crawled inside the box while she was wrapping it – probably while she was away looking for tape. Yes she actually managed to mail this box without noticing that there was a cat inside.
The “cat-in-the-box” was finally noticed by a postal worker at the post office, who heard mewing and scratching coming from inside the package, and called the police. Mrs. Schonberg had not even noticed that Felix was missing until the day she was notified by authorities. “I thought he was asleep” said Mrs. Schonberg.
They actually returned the cat to this woman! Geez…yet you gotta get a license to have a dog?
~Tuff Kitty
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Immigration and Naturalization Services say that over 12 million illegal immigrant Chihuahuas are currently living in the United States. The media, afraid of saying the word illegal, calls them undocumented. Elected officials claim these dogs are doing the work that cats won’t do. It is estimated that 100 Chihuahuas cross our borders illegally every 10 minutes. This has got to stop and I’m calling on all American cats to grab a net and join me at the border. Mobile vets will be on hand to immediately vaccinate as well as spay or neuter any Chihuahuas that we manage to stop on their way into our country so that they won’t be clogging up our emergency veterinary hospitals later.
~Tuff Kitty
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It’s that time of the year again. Time to decide who to vote for in this year’s election. If you ask me, (which you didn’t, but tough) I think the whole litter box reeks and needs to be completely dumped out. Congress, Senate, everybody! Start off fresh. Non of this sifting and scooping out just the bad stuff. I say change the whole thing. It all stinks. Want to have a little fun this election? Go to the polls and fire every incumbent who is up for election. Send them a clear message that we’re not putting up with this shit anymore, and maybe by the time the 2008 Presidential election comes around they will know we’re serious.
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! “…Howard Beale
Signed
~Tuff Kitty
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