Another Dog in the House!
Well this just cuts the cheese! My humans went to the local animal shelter today and brought home another dog. Like the two dogs that are already here aren’t enough! This one is a scrawny little white thing that weighs less than I do soaking wet. In fact I’m not even sure it’s 100% dog. It looks like a weird cross between a dog and some other species…maybe a monkey or a possum. I mean…geez! Look at this thing!
Mom holds it and makes this disgusting cooing sound in its ear. She says “he’s a sweet little boy and he just needs a good home and someone to love him”. Makes me want to puke. And why does he have to have MY home? The other two brainless canines have just rolled over and welcomed him into the house like a steak fresh off the barbeque.
If I can get my humans to quit drooling over the little spit-wad for two minutes we’re going to have a TALK!
